Now I've been around the internet for a long ass time. I've seen some crazy shit everywhere, from those old stupid flashes on Albino Blacksheep to billions and billions of shock sites. But perhaps what has really inspired me are those hilarious ROM Hacks with profanity and porn added to them. I've been wanting to do something like this for a while, and at last, I have. Allow me to introduce you to, Super Goatse Bros.
Screenshot curtsy of badhacks.net, where you can download the patch for this game. No I did not mean to call myself "Jakelndo", that's how it came out due to poor editing (I meant to call myself "Jakel"). And if one screenshot of this disaster ain't enough for you, here's a whole video!
As you can see, this hack was really poorly done, with some glitchy graphics here and there and meh looking character revamps. It's more like Shitdic's Fucker's Quest than Grimlick's Ernie and the Muppets Take It All Off or Jomb's Little Remo. Still, it's a hack revolving around shock porn sites and images, so you shouldn't expect alot. Plus it is my first try. And also, yes, I replaced the audio with Hello Goatse by Matt and Tom AKA parnelllynch and the Super Mario Bros. theme. The audio got fucked up in the recording of the video.
Basically, I got the idea for creating this from the fact that it hasn't been done before. I am shocked and amazed that out of all the dirty ROM hacks out there, not a single one has references to Goatse, Tubgirl and Lemonparty. Well maybe there is but it's locked away to where noone can play it.
You can download the patch for Super Goatse Bros. here at badhacks.net. You need an IPS Pacther and a Super Mario Bros. ROM in order to play it, as well as an NES emulater but I'm sure you knew the last one. You can find the IPS Patcher here also at badhack.com itself and an emulator here at zophar.net. As to where you can find a ROM, you're on your own with that one. Find it at your own risk.
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Some will think Leonard Cohen made that Hello Goatse song.
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